A comical set of circumstances today resulted in my mobile phone falling into the loo. I kid you not. As you can probably guess, it doesn’t work any more.
I’ve replaced it but, because all of my contacts are stored in the old phone’s internal memory, I can’t retrieve phone numbers. To those of you who know that we’ve shared our numbers in the past, could I ask you to email your mobile and/or home number to anaxcrosswords@yahoo.co.uk – if I don’t have your number but you’d like to share it with me, please feel free. Alternatively you can send me a text to:
Anaxcrosswords 
I bet it wasn’t as comical as the one(s) in Private Eye’s ‘Funny Old World’ section that all started “I was doing the hoovering in my Dresssing Gown..”
Angry Birds on the toilet?